Husband and wife are watching TV
when she says 'I'm tired, it's late, I think I'll go to bed'.
goes into the kitchen to prepare sandwiches for the next day.
System the cup for breakfast,
extract the meat from the freezer for supper the next day,
check the cereal box, filled the sugar bowl,
put spoons and saucers on the table for the morning later.
then put wet clothes in a tumble, the clothes in the washing machine, ironing a shirt
system and a button, make any games left on the table,
put in charge the phone, puts the phone book and from water to plants.
yawns, stretches, and as it goes toward the bedroom,
stops at his desk for a note to the teacher,
has the money for the trip, he pulls out a book from under the chair
and adds three things to the list of urgent things to do.
Signing a birthday card for a friend
writes and writes the address una nota per il salumiere
e mette tutto vicino alla propria roba.
Va in bagno, lava la faccia, i denti, mette la crema antirughe,
lava le mani, controlla le unghie e mette a posto l'asciugamano.
'Pensavo stessi andando a letto'.... commenta il marito!!!'
Ci sto andando', dice lei.
Mette un po'd'acqua nella ciotola del cane mette fuori il gatto,
chiude a chiave le porte e accende la luce fuori.
Da' un'occhiata ai bimbi, raccoglie una maglia,
butta i calzini nella cesta e parla con uno di loro che sta ancora facendo homework.
Finally in his room.
Bring out the clothes and shoes for the next day,
puts the robe, the program finally wakes up and is sitting on the bed.
At that moment,
her husband off the TV and announced: 'I go to bed'.
goes to the bathroom, pees, '
scratches his ass and a look in the mirror and thinks:
' BALLS that tomorrow I have to shave'.... and no other thoughts should be to sleep.
Nothing strange is not it??
Now ask yourself why women live longer!
iPerché are made for long distances (and can not die because they have many things to do first). ;-)
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